Struggling to pick up women? We can help! [VIDEO]
Last Updated on Monday, 27 February 2012 08:09 Written by JCWaitWat Friday, 24 February 2012 03:26
Well not really us, but rather the guys down at Simple Pickup. Now I am assuming that if you are reading this you are 1) having trouble with women and 2) big into your video games and other geeky stuff. It’s always been a struggle for geeky guys to get the girl they want, well it is in the films, but we’re looking for you to embrace the nerd within and land yourself a girl.
The folks at Simple Pickup made a montage of game title related chat up lines that you can use on the lucky ladies that grace your presence. Here are a few examples before I hand over to the pros :
- Check out my abs…they call me Pac Man
- You are like the Perfect Dark
- I like my women Kirby
Now, personally, I would not recommend these lines. Ever. But if you’ve had a few drinks and feeling brave why not give it a go! Hop over the break and peep the hilarious video. Warning, montages always make the time fly! Oh yeah and the video is NSFW!
- Do Not Attempt These Painfully Awkward Video Game Pickup Lines on Other Living Creatures [Video] (kotaku.com)
- When Exactly Did It Get Cool To Be A Geek? (theawl.com)