Home News Cards Against Humanity’s Big Black Hole

Cards Against Humanity’s Big Black Hole

written by Robin Anderson November 25, 2016
Cards Against Humanity Holiday Hole

Cards Against Humanity Holiday Hole

Holiday Hole!

Our favorite group of horrible people have erected a customized website for their Black Friday event today! This year, their product is nothing short of a firm hard deal that everyone should jump on… or in this case, jump into.

The holidays are here, and everything in America is going really well. To celebrate Black Friday, Cards Against Humanity is digging a tremendous hole in the earth.

You did read that correctly; Cards Against Humanity is raising several thousands of dollars to aggressively penetrate the ground somewhere in America.  Hopefully they can raise enough money for this “Holiday Hole” that they dig deep enough to make the soil moist. If they keep digging after that, then perhaps it will even be big enough for seamen to sail around in it!

So far, a jaw dropping $50 thousand has been donated to assist Cards Against Humanity in clearing out their Holiday Hole. With 34 hours left on the dig, they are surely going to beat their record from last years Black Friday sale; when they successfully raised $71 thousand by selling literally nothing for $5.

To participate in this grand community event, you can run over to their website and donate at least $5 – which, according to the website, counts for about 7 seconds of dig time.

If you’re still unsure about this digging-a-hole-into-the-ground-for-no-reason orgy, then please read these FAQ’s that Cards Against Humanity has provided for us regarding their Holiday Hole:

 

 

[one_half]What’s happening here?[/one_half][one_half_last]Cards Against Humanity is digging a holiday hole.[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]Is this real?[/one_half][one_half_last]Unfortunately it is.[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]Where is the hole?[/one_half][one_half_last]America. And in our hearts.[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the hole?[/one_half][one_half_last]No.[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]What do I get for contributing money to the hole?[/one_half][one_half_last]A deeper hole. What else are you going to buy, an IPod?[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]Why aren’t you giving all this money to charity?[/one_half][one_half_last]Why aren’t YOU giving all this money to charity? It’s your money.[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]Is the hole bad for the environment?[/one_half][one_half_last]No, this was just a bunch of empty land. Now there’s a hole there. That’s life.[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]How am I supposed to feel about this?[/one_half][one_half_last]You’re supposed to think it’s funny. You might not get it for a while, but some time next year you’ll chuckle quietly to yourself and remember all this business about the hole.[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]How deep can you make this sucker?[/one_half][one_half_last]Great question. As long as you keep spending, we’ll keep digging. We’ll find out together how deep this thing goes.[/one_half_last]
[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

[one_half]What if you dig so deep you hit hot magma?[/one_half][one_half_last]At least then we’d feel something.[/one_half_last]

[divider style=”solid” top=”20″ bottom=”20″]

 

If you refuse to accept this as the best Black Friday deal you have ever seen, then you must at least check out their new products!

Instead of $10 for each 100 card expansion, they combined 1,2, and 3 together, as well as 4,5 and 6 to create two $20 expansion packs. Then, they introduced a new 300 card expansion pack, a Newer Bigger Blacker Box, and a 50 blank card pack entitled “Your Shitty Jokes”.

Cards Against Humanity new expansion

Really though, go throw money at a hole; it’s like prostitution and it will make you feel better. Afterwards, come leave a note here telling us if donating money for the hole was as good for you as it was for us!

UPDATE: Watch the hole being dug live here:


Source :

Holiday Hole

Want more geek?