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Toys For Kids That Make You Go…..WTF?!!

written by Manny Popoca AKA: MannysPlace December 9, 2014

 

"Go away I'm 'bating!" - Spidey

“Go away I’m ‘bating!” – Spidey

 

Yes I’m coming back at you with another way to distort your childhood. First time around was the Cartoons Paused Moments. I don’t make these toys up people…I just find them on the Internet and say to myself “WTF” were they thinking?! I made sure to weed out the fakes from the real ones, so these are all actual products made!

Oreo Barbie - Recalled

Oreo Barbie – Recalled

Really, Barbie? In the mad rush to obviously cash in on merchandise dollars, some not too keen person thought it was clever to promote Oreo cookies. It’s really not a bad idea! Just the fact that some idiot decided to use an African-American Barbie doll to accompany such a product was just ignorance.

 

Really, just really?!!

Really, just really?!!

The person who created the design for this balloon just couldn’t come up with something else?!

I'm having a baby Barbie?

I’m having a baby Barbie?

Just a bad idea from the word go but still this toy was made into production and many of girls actually owned one of these creepiness toys gone mainstream somehow.

Pole Dancing Doll?

Pole Dancing Doll?

All I can do is shake my head at this one…….

Boy George Doll

Boy George Doll

It’s not creepy…it’s not perverted……or wait, is it?!

 

WTF Wolverine?!

WTF Wolverine?!

Yes it’s a real toy. Well actually not a toy but a blow up bat you would win at say a fairground game. The bat has Wolverine on both side but really….did they have to picture Wolvie with a blow-hole right there?!!!!

SMH

SMH

At the time it was totally harmless….but now in this day and age, anyone can take a simple kids ride and make it seem DIRTY!

Boner Punisher?

Boner Punisher?

This one was actually stopped right before mass production. Just the fact it was to get this far to the prototype stage is well beyond me.

"Go away I'm 'bating!" - Spidey

“Go away I’m ‘bating!” – Spidey

The actual story to this picture is simple…..some smartass just had too much time on his hands and switched the figure around making it look pervy.

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Um….yeah…another replaced figure but still, it’s funny as a snap shot!

ET finger

ET finger

I don’t even have to say anything, it speaks for its own designer’s stupidity!!


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