There are ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ spoilers ahead that feature your favorite purple asshole, Thanos. However, if you haven’t seen it yet, you need to get your ass to the theater now.
Okay so hopefully by now you have dried your tears, scheduled a session with a counselor, and are slowly making your way to acceptance on the many steps of grief. Once Thanos got his hands on that final Infinity Stone, it was all over. With the snap of his fingers, he was able to wipe out half of the universe’s population, which included a good chunk of our beloved Avengers.
That purple asshole took away T’Challa, leaving Okoye confused and beyond devastated. It’s okay Okoye, I wanted to fight him for you. And don’t even get me started on Peter Parker. I’m still not over it.
After getting over the initial shock of that bullshit Thanos pulled, some of you probably wondered if you would have survived his finger snap or if you would have been gone with the wind.
Well, wonder no more, because a website will reveal your fate. Hop over to didthanoskill.me, and you will see one of two options. Either “You were slain…” or “you were spared…” Think of it as a really depressing fortune cookie.
I decided to give it a try and… was a little pissed, honestly. Come at me then, you purple bastard!
Avengers: Infinity War has been selling out in movie theaters worldwide. While Thanos continues to break our hearts and then stomp on them repeatedly, I think I speak everyone one when I say that 2019 can’t get here fast enough.
Allow your curiosity to lead you to the site. What were your results? Leave us a comment and let us know if you are long gone or staying behind to deal with more Thanos bullshit!